So we’re seeing some great journalism at the moment, aren’t we? If the gay community aren’t defending their ’sleazy’ lifestyle in light of this widely read national column, then we have this smunt poncing around staring death in the face and egging on his readership to ‘froth at the mouth’ and wet themselves. But hey, [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Exemplary Mouth-Breathing’
October 24, 2009
Political Pot Calls Kettle
So… Question Time on Thursday night. That was a bit of a ‘must see’, wasn’t it? Well, it was for anyone keen on exploring their own political agenda, probably not so much for all the folk who’ve already formed their own fashionable opinions based on the general consensus of the herd. (More on this phenomenon [...]
May 9, 2008
Blame Nation
Shit happens, right?
Not any more, it would seem. Thanks to increasing media coverage of celebrities embroiled in petty defamation debates, and those incessant ‘no win no fee’ adverts on TV where a mouth-breathing numpty talks us through the terrible day they fell off a chair at work and were subsequently lavished with eight thousand pounds, everybody wants a piece [...]
April 18, 2008
Is it ‘cos I is black?
Couldn’t resist that title, sorry. Nonetheless, I realise I’m treading on politically correct hallowed ground here, so I shall continue with caution.
A few months ago I was in the car, and as I pootled down my very quiet residential street an enormous Audi pulled out in front of me at a crossroad. It was my right [...]
February 23, 2008
Rain, rain go away, and take the spatially inept with you
(Originally published 30/11/07)
To say that Wales is predisposed to the occasional torrential rain storm is an understatement of Biblical proportions. It loves to rain. Even when it’s not you just know that the bastard clouds up there are thinking about it and are probably waiting for a day when I forget my umbrella to unleash [...]
February 23, 2008
Swan-eating cancer spreaders? I’m Lovin’ It!
(Originally published 22/11/07)
My political views on my Facebook page reads as ‘other’. Why? Because if I put ‘moderate’ I’m accused of being a Tory. Yes, in some respects I suppose I do have Tory sympathies, so I personally have no major gripe with this. However, I’m finding it increasingly difficult to explain to people why [...]
February 23, 2008
The World’s Local Bank indeed…
(Originally published 13/11/07)
…if what they mean by ‘World’ is ‘village’, and by ‘Bank’ they mean ‘idiot’. Here is an extract of a conversation I just had with HSBC, member of the ‘Big Four’:
‘Hello…(insert words the gist of which mean they’ve screwed up royally and didn’t close my account as they said they would)…and as a [...]
